YOU MAY BE AN "OLD TIMER":

If you know what "Room 10" means.

If you know what “3611” means.

If you've ever referred to someone you didn’t like as a "171", or "Zipperhead".

If you’re backup weapon had the serial number ground off.

If you get sexual urges when you stand near the back seat of a patrol car.

If you experience flashbacks when you hear a phrase like, "Using only the force necessary to effect an arrest...". 

If you've ever drunk from a whiskey bottle with a case number on it.

If you ever picked up your shop in the basement at 301 San Jacinto.

If you’ve ever gone out on the street with less than 18 rounds of ammunition on your “Sam Browne”.

If you’re Sergeant was also the dispatcher.

If you’re F.T.O. was “Grandfathered” into T.C.L.E.O.S.E.

If you do not know what F.T.O. means.

If your grandchild is your internet technology expert.

If you still use a typewriter, or even know what one is?

If your first cell phone weighed over five pounds.

If you still use a dial up internet connection.

If you still have leisure suits, and bell bottom pants hanging in you closet.